imagine how great your life would be if you had a professional hair and makeup team
Imagine if you didnt need one because you finally accepted that you are beautiful the way you are and dont need to hide yourself in professionally styled hair and makeup.
id rather get the hair and makeup team
what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear
i really love tagging photos on my dash as if they’re in the news headlines:
becomes "Satanic lead singer places child in headlock"
becomes “Scarfed man flees scene of vandalism crime”
becomes “Convicts escape and crash fashion photo-shoot”
becomes "Sweater-vested hooligan stalks and startles tourists at tropical resort"
whenever you’re sad just remember
billie joe wrote a note on hello kitty paper and spelled his own name wrong