Catherine, 16 years, Russia
Hey there (*゜▽゜ノノ゛☆
imagine how great your life would be if you had a professional hair and makeup team
Imagine if you didnt need one because you finally accepted that you are beautiful the way you are and dont need to hide yourself in professionally styled hair and makeup.
id rather get the hair and makeup team
what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear
i really love tagging photos on my dash as if they’re in the news headlines:
becomes "Satanic lead singer places child in headlock"
becomes “Scarfed man flees scene of vandalism crime”
becomes “Convicts escape and crash fashion photo-shoot”
becomes "Sweater-vested hooligan stalks and startles tourists at tropical resort"
whenever you’re sad just remember
billie joe wrote a note on hello kitty paper and spelled his own name wrong
does anyone else regret not attending concerts that happened before you were even a fan of the band because I do and it hurts
College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”
"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"
"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"
"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"